Feb 04 2011

Instructions for Google the alien

Filed under Lessons

Google is an alien who wants nothing more than to be a human! The main problem is, he doesn’t know how to do it!

I’d like you to write instructions for Google on how to do human things.

It could be how to read a book, how to eat your breakfast, how to clean your teeth, how to put your trousers on. It can be absolutely anything you can imagine.

23 responses so far

23 Responses to “Instructions for Google the alien”

  1.   Georgeon 02 May 2011 at 3:45 pm     1

    how to break the law

    1.look up ‘the law’ on the internet

    2.do something it says not to

  2.   phillip (jakes dad)on 14 Feb 2011 at 8:33 pm     2

    Thanks jake G for teaching me about instructions

  3.   phillip (jakes dad)on 14 Feb 2011 at 8:31 pm     3

    How to walk jakes dog.

    1.Get the dog on it’s lead.
    2.Walk to the park.
    3.Let the dog off in the park and keep walking round untill he gets tired.
    4.run around after the dog trying to get him back on his lead.
    5.walk him home.

  4.   Reubenon 10 Feb 2011 at 7:49 pm     4

    How to go to the toilet.

    1. First run into the bathroom.

    2. Then lift the toilet lid up.

    3. After that sit on the toilet and do your buisness.

  5.   Mr Alderdiceon 04 Feb 2011 at 4:30 pm     5

    I can’t believe some of the things that you are encouraging Google to do! I think he will be in jail before long if he listens to your advice!

  6.   Rosaon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:49 pm     6

    How to brush your teeth.

    1.first get your tooth brush out of the pot.
    2.Next get the tooth paste out of the pot.
    3.Then put the tooth paste on the tooth brush.
    4.After that brush your teeth for two minutits.
    5.Then spit out the tooth paste in the sink.
    6.Then wash your teeth with mouth wash.
    7.Next spit the mouth wash out in the sink.
    8.Finnaly wash your tooth brush.

  7.   shaanon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:47 pm     7

    How to flush the tolet

    1. flush the tolet 🙂 🙂 🙂

  8.   Reubenon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:47 pm     8

    How to turn a light on,

    1. Find the light switch.

    2. Then, turn the light on.

  9.   james aranon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:46 pm     9

    How to make a cheese sandwich.you will need:2 slices of bread butter and cheese.
    1.Get the bread.
    2.Spread the butter on the bread.
    3.Put the cheese on the bread.
    4.Put the last slice of bread on top of the cheese.

  10.   Jarvison 04 Feb 2011 at 2:46 pm     10

    how to steal from a shop.

    1.go into a shop.

    2.just take what you want.

    3.hopefully the shppkeeper is not there.

  11.   Bakhtawaw Arqamon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:46 pm     11

    How to go to the toilet.

    1.Get in the toilet close the door.
    2. Do your toilet.
    3.Flush the toilet.
    4.Wash your hand`s with soap.

  12.   Lucy and James mon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:43 pm     12

    How to get a job
    .I now your an alien so don’t scream to get a job!
    .Ask politely.
    .Get a nice suit.
    .I think a footballer would be best.

  13.   esme and oliviaon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:42 pm     13

    How to brush your teeth First biy a toth brush next you PUT some toth past on your brush after that you spit

  14.   SOFIAon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:42 pm     14

    how to pick a skab
    first be brave
    now pick the red bit
    finally suffer the pain

  15.   oscaron 04 Feb 2011 at 2:41 pm     15

    How to roll a dice?
    1. get a dice.
    2. Hold it.
    3. drop it.

  16.   Samon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:41 pm     16

    How to argue:

    you will need:
    2 people


    2.one of you says it’s wrong and the othre says it’s right

  17.   Georginaon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:41 pm     17

    How to buy some crisps.
    1. go to a shop that sells crisps.
    2. get some crisps.
    3. ask the shop keeper if you can have them (he or her will say yes)
    4. give him or her the money
    5. Finally you can have some crisps.

  18.   jake and adamon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:40 pm     18

    how to have a bath
    1.turn the cold and hot tap on
    2.get in the bath

    how to use a rocket
    1.get in the roket
    2.put some petroll in
    3.count 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 blast off

  19.   Matthew And Aribahon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:40 pm     19


    1.Get in your pajamas.
    2.Then go in bed.
    3.Go to sleep.

  20.   SOFIAon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:39 pm     20

    first buy a hippo(mite be one in zoo gift shop)
    atach a rope to it have a ride on your hippo

  21.   luison 04 Feb 2011 at 2:38 pm     21

    How to get a free nintendo.
    1.Walk into a shop
    2. Take the Nintendo
    3. Walk out of the shop and try to avoid the police.

  22.   theoon 04 Feb 2011 at 2:37 pm     22

    How to steal.
    1. walk into a shop and go raaar!
    2.Take what you want.
    3.Run away and never be seen again.

  23.   Jarvison 04 Feb 2011 at 2:35 pm     23

    How to go to bed.

    1.get your PJs on.

    2.get a glass of hot choclate.

    3.get you teddy

    4.go to bed night night sllep tight.